February 2012
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I would take my school a lot more seriously if...
Keep on redefining education, BSU.
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appgirl12 asked: Re: Santorum's 5-step plan. After the ban on women... does that mean gay sex will be ok???
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redsuspenders:
santorum’s 5-step plan for success:
ban abortion
ban contraception
ban premarital sex
ban masturbation
ban women
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Why is 'every child wanted, every parent willing'...
Because ladybrains are automatically wired to be willing as long as they aren’t tainted with the scourge of feminazism!
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Insomnia, you will be the death of my GPA
Because now I’m going to go to P-chem tomorrow morning and be too drowsy to understand calculus. And do you know what’s going to happen then? Random swear words all over my notes. And it will be ALL YOUR FAULT.
Edit: Also it is not even tomorrow morning it is TODAY. In less than seven hours. Fuck you, insomnia.
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THE GEORGE R.R. MARTIN FORMULA →
apio:
When a character hits 100 points, they’ll be killed off, crippled, imprisoned, or lose everything.
Does something noble = 70 pts
Is a Stark = 50 pts
Is a good human being = 50 pts
Is followed really closely for no apparent reason for more than two chapters = 50 pts
Looks like he/she’s going to win = 40 pts
Hasn’t had a shitty thing happen to them in more than two chapters = 40...
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senorpyjamapants replied to your post: Just made a drunken pact to move to Canada should Frothy get elected.
If I may refer you to our step by step promotional video youtube.com/watch?v…
Really? You guys get this awesomeness and we just get sparkly eagle gifs? Really?
I have never been sadder about being ‘murrikan.
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pooki-chu replied to your post: Just made a drunken pact to move to Canada should Frothy get elected.
I have the same pact. But I married a Canadian so yay. I swear it wasn’t for the escape plan. Japan was my escape from IN o.0
Ha. Grad school is my escape from IN. No way in hell I’m staying here after graduation. Congratulations on your multiple methods of escape, though.
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stfuhypocrisy replied to your post: Just made a drunken pact to move to Canada should Frothy get elected.
Come visit meeeee!!!
I shoulddddddddd. But first I need a passport, because apparently a driver’s license isn’t good enough anymore.
Which is super lame, because my high school had field trips to Canada, and they were just like “hey guys get on this bus it’s totally...
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thesecarryingarms replied to your post: Just made a drunken pact to move to Canada should Frothy get elected.
That’s my plan too. I’m going to be applying for colleges by then. So it’s either Chicago or Manitoba, depending on the election.
My friend and I were having this discussion over drinks, so the general quality of the conversation degraded over time, but at one point we were discussing the...
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Just made a drunken pact to move to Canada should...
Now how the fuck do I get a passport?
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CNN airs "Frothy Santorum" sign in Arizona debate. →
diegueno:
Check it out about 15 seconds in to the video.
So Frothy.
Froth has a liberal bias.
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evererika replied to your post: You realize that Santorum quote was fake, right? I hate the asshole, but I don’t believe in making things up.
A LOT of people thought it was real. It doesn’t matter, though. I think he actually thinks that anyway.
I will admit, the fake “Rick Santorum thinks being a lady is a mental illness” got me. I seriously believed that was real.
I agree that...
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evererika asked: You realize that Santorum quote was fake, right? I hate the asshole, but I don't believe in making things up.
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Indiana +5
racetothestoneage:
Passed right-to-work.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-02-01/indiana-right-to-work-bill/52916356/1
I’m so ashamed of this fucking state.
The 56th GIF in your folder is your college...
sanityscraps:
thegifinyourfolder:
Submitted by: thismakesmehappyface
We’ll go with that, since I don’t think I have a gif that captures the horribleness of my last roommate.
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senorpyjamapants asked: 1, 8, 10, 12, 16. Because of reasons.
blueyedbeagle asked: 1, 3, 6, 9, 13?
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Facebook now thinks that I am not friends with...
So every time I comment on anything, I get a notification of “Erin (Friends with Alli and 300 other people) also commented!”
No shit, Facebook. I’m just waiting for it to recommend that I be friends with me. We have quite a bit in common.
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So I love the pro-choice phrase, "No uterus, no...
daskannnichtsein:
propaganda-for-life:
But the uterus isn’t genitalia. That’s the vulva. Thanks for showing that anti-choicers don’t understand reproduction.
double funny since more pro-choicers who went up against niko are also the least likely people to agree with the statement that men only think with their dicks
Men who want to outlaw abortion and birth control are still approaching...
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“When the woman answered the door, she looked at my daughter and said, ‘We don’t...”
– Girl Scout troop leader Kim Douglas • Discussing a recent situation her 10-year-old daughter faced when going door-to-door to sell cookies. Douglas’ daughter, by the way, didn’t know what abortion was. “It left my daughter very shocked, confused,” Douglas said. “She said, ‘Mommy, something creepy...
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A stick figure man with a giant phallus dubbed... →
abaldwin360:
marmoulak:
abaldwin360:
Humans migrate to the Americas, and the first thing they do is draw giant dicks.
We haven’t changed that much as a species. haha
LOL. Okay, first of all, it looks more like a horny gecko or a jolly velociraptor than a horny man. Secondly, is that a two-headed penis? Nice! Thirdly, this is more of a proof of the perversion and horniness of...
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Dear Nikosnature
stfuhypocrisy:
You’re either going to have to admit that the entire reason why you’re against abortion is religiously motivated, for which there is a separation of church and state and therefore you’re not allowed to legislate based on religion. Or, if it’s motivated by science (and not made up shit) then you’re gonna have to admit that science also supports evolution, which means God isn’t...
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dailymika replied to your post: Me encanta tu blog y todo lo que escribes. Es un placer seguirte. Buenas Noches
Yes, you can.
zaboo replied to your post: Me encanta tu blog y todo lo que escribes. Es un placer seguirte. Buenas Noches
I think you can. In prayer sometimes we refer to Mary as “Dulce Madre”
Whee! I suck less than I thought! Thank you for the grammatical lesson!